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reunited with my bestie
Anonymous has asked: would quite literally eat your poo

who wouldn’t I am a goddess



I’m too drunk to deal with dumbass people on this site someone do it for me

meaneyedcat:

lunabugs:

gleeson666:

this poor fish would have been over 25 years old and now it’s dead because people suck

He/she was murdered just so people can unnecessarily consume his/her flesh for no reason other than humans think they are above other creatures. Rest your soul big bubba.

Cause he’s so much different to the other thousands of things that get killed every day so humans can eat.Sharks and other sea predators eat tuna too, bet they’re not unnecessary and cruel for doing it. But ‘cause humans use a different tactic to catch their prey they’re in humane? Ok.I’m sorry but these captions are stupid.

sharks eat tuna because they’re SEA predators, you just said it yourself???? last time I checked humans aren’t equipped to hunt in the water lol
this poor fish would have been over 25 years old and now it’s dead because people suck
Anonymous has asked: my boyfriend has never gone down on me and I've never made him, so i addressed him about it today and he'd literally rather never get another bj again than go down on me, & i know for a fact my vagina is clean and usually hairless. So.. What do I do now?

unclefather:

Get a new boyfriend 



it’s been like 2 months I think it’s time Danny Brown came back to Australia

  • gay boy: hey man you look good today
  • straight boy: oh my god man what the fuck i'm not a faggot, i'm pretty sure this is harassment
  • straight boy: [slaps girls' asses as they walk by] [asks them if they finger themselves] [pleads every girl to have anal sex]
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The Blue Arch of a Mosque in EsfahanPhoto and caption by Tandis KhodadadianPhotographed April 2013, Esfahan, Iran

I can’t stop crying omg two weeks

2chaaaain:

linzstuck:

posts saying white cis males suck

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posts saying all men suck

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friends reblogging those posts

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me wearing the first hat again 

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WOAH HOLD THE FUCK UP I’M SEEING ARCTIC MONKEYS IN LIKE TWO WEEKS OH MY GOD